Thursday, November 24, 2011

Breaking News: The Blister is Gone!

24 Nov 2011--A 20-something white male purchased a membership at the 24-hour gym Snap Fitness last night and was spotted at this locale early this morning. Clad in his Asics and a pair of Nike wind-pants, he valiantly climbed aboard the Nautilus treadmill and pressed START. Two miles and 22 minutes later, the belt slowed to a stop. When asked how he felt about this run, the man stated, "...it's a good start; I don't want to over do it." He plans to return tomorrow for another round with the Nautilus. Stay tuned to see if (a) he returns to tackle another 2 miles, (b) his belly is too full from his Thanksgiving feast that he must take another 2 months off from running, or (c) the blister returns.

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